Butter Brew Mustache Pretzel by Blue Moon Dine-in Theater
Handmade soft pretzel dough rolled in the shape of a mustache and baked. Coated in melted butter and tossed in a butter brew sugar mixture flavored with caramel, vanilla and butterscotch. Served with a side of vanilla soft-serve dip.
Sarah’s Thoughts
Oh it’s a pretzel! Oh shit, it’s a sweet pretzel! Okay! I don’t see anything wrong with this. Nice that it’s served with ice cream to dip. I mean, I guess there’s nothing much special about this other than the shape, but I—
JESUS FUCK!!! Holy shit a squirrel just jumped onto my window screen. Scared the bejeesus out of me. Fuck.
God dammit. Everything outside my office just needs to calm the fuck down so I can do this.
So, the shape. That’s what makes this special and it IS special! I assume they want people to take selfies with mustaches and I am ABSOLUTELY going to oblige them on this. We gotta.
Hey! It’s from Blue Moon Diner! I expect it’ll be good then! I would say it’s hard to eff up a pretzel but I’ve had some crappy ones in the past, so I know that’s not true, but I think they’ll handle it well.
Anne’s Thoughts
Oh damn these selfies are gonna be POPPIN’, Someone understands their social media game and creating viral traffic. I mean we’re for sure going to do it.
Oh! It’s a Sweet Pretzel! Unexpected though I guess it makes sense for BMDIT.
Is baked the way we like our pretzels? Is that the default? Seems like no but I can’t really think of how they make them otherwise- fried doesn’t seem right? Do they go in a water bath like bagels?
IDK man
What is a butter brew?
Also I don’t know that I need caramel AND butterscotch? But I get why they serve it with the vanilla. This looks like a fun and funky little bite. I bet it’ll be good.
Packie’s Thoughts
Ahahaha, leave it to Blue Moon to at least offer something whimsical. Is the shape and presentation of this pretzel necessary? No, but I appreciate it, nonetheless. Personally, I prefer my soft pretzels salted and dipped in nacho cheese, but I love them enough to try other varieties, and this sweet version looks and sounds like a nice treat. Not sure I need the soft-serve for dipping, but it’s a nice addition. Plus, I love the idea that it is tossed in a “butter brew sugar mixture”. Definitely has that New Foods list flair that I look for, and it is good to see some sweet items on top of all the savory I’ll have to try.
Bao Belly by RC’s BBQ
Smoked barbecue pork belly drizzled with RC’s hot sauce and yum yum sauce. Topped with pickled vegetables and cilantro and served on folded, steamed bao buns.
Sarah’s Thoughts
Okay we have another bao option but this time with real meat, so I’m more excited about this one. It’s also from RC’s BBQ and they do good meat so I’m sure this pork belly is going to frickin slap. Ugh. Hot sauce though again. This better not be an emerging theme…
Yum yum sauce is good, though! Overall, this doesn’t seem like anything special, imop. Like, a pork belly bao. Ok. I can get that at numerous places whenever I want. Don’t need to come to the fair to do so. And with the other bao option, this just seems like a nothingburger.
Like, how do the fair people decide which food gets picked? Who thought it would be a good idea to pretty much have 2 identical items except one has “meat” and the other has MEAT. Make that make sense, State Fair. You’re wasting my time, money, and stomach space.
Dammit. The more I think about these two items, the more I’m getting pissed off about the whole deal.
Anne’s Thoughts
Jebus another Bao bite. I mean don’t get me wrong. I like a little bao taco. I like pork belly too. I wish this wasn’t served with hot sauce and yum yum sauce (i’m not usually a yum yum on meat person. More on rice and veg). Like this feels like a teriyaki or a bourbon glaze would’ve been real nice. Also RC’s has definitely blown out our palates before with heat so I’m a little suss here. Giving you a hard side eye, little bao tacos. Honestly will probably be real tasty but again- does not feel creative or special.
Packie’s Thoughts
HAH! This just feels like RC’s BBQ one upping Rooted & Wild’s bao bun, asking you “now which is better, the one with meat, or the one with “meat””? And honestly, I think RC is going to win that head-to-head. But also, WTF? Who decided we needed two of pretty much the same new foods on the New Foods list? Is there going to be a gluten-free mustache pretzel somewhere on the list? Anyways, love RC’s BBQ and I’m crazy excited to try this pork belly. The twins are gonna be doing a double take with there being hot sauce AND yum yum sauce on this one. Will that delicious yum yum be able to cool the hot sauce so they can enjoy this? We will see. Definitely going to hear some complaints about all the heat this year. Is that gonna be the new theme? Haven’t seen any Dubai chocolate yet, and only one pickle, so maybe? It better not be bao buns. If there’s another bao bun on this list, I’mma be pissed.
Blue Moon Crunch by Minnesnowii Shave Ice
Fluffy shave ice infused with blue moon flavor, dusted with Fruity Pebbles (™) cereal and drizzled with sweetened condensed milk. Inspired by the flavors of blue moon ice cream (GF and Vegan upon request).
Sarah’s Thoughts
My very first thought was “why is this not from the Blue Moon Diner?” but then I realized it is not ice cream but in fact minnesnowii so it makes more sense.
I wonder what blue moon flavor is? Doesn’t really matter, I’m sure it will be good. Love the fruity pebbles and sweetened condensed milk is a MUST on any minnesnowii to elevate it to the next level.
This will be good I’m sure! The only time I haven’t liked minnesnowii was the mangonado one and that’s because those flavors are not my jam. Other people really loved it.
Hopefully it won’t be 1000 degrees on Day 1 so this won’t melt immediately. Also, it’s nice to eat something that’s essentially flavored water. Keep us hydrated without filling us up.
I wonder how they make it vegan upon request? Ope, durr. No milk. I’m smart.
Anne’s Thoughts
I mean, by default this makes me think of The Dine In theater, but obviously this has to be Minnesnowii, right?
Yup.
Ok what in the hell is blue moon flavor/blue moon ice cream? Is this a flavor I'm supposed to be familiar with? Am I lax on my ice cream “it” flavors??
OMG it’s a “mysterious midwestern flavor famous for it’s nostalgic flavor with citrus and almond notes, reminiscent of cotton candy or cereal milk”
WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT???
I mean I want to try this
Like right now
How have I, a midwestern foodie who loves sweets, not heard of this before? Are they going to take my foodie card away??
Ok- can cereal be “dusted”? Like doesn’t something have to be a powder to be dusted? Probably they should’ve gone with “topped” instead.
I mean, this is gonna slap I just know it. Minnesnowii is the best shave ice at the fair, and other than their Mangonado Shave Ice (which wasn’t for us), everything they do is excellent.
Hard to get too excited over what amounts to just shave ice, but this will make me happy.
Packie’s Thoughts
I don’t know what “blue moon flavor” is, nor have I ever had this so-called blue moon ice cream. I am additionally offended to learn that it is a popular flavor in the upper Midwest? Really? Supposedly it originated in Michigan or maybe Pennsylvania, and the most widespread variant was invented in Wisconsin, so I don’t know, whatever. Rant over. Holy crep, I love Minnesnowii, the BEST shave ice at the fair, FACT! Visually, this looks incredible. So fucking vibrant! A feast for my eyes and my inner child. They’ve got the sweetened condensed milk on there, which is a must, and adding in fruity pebbles sounds like a wonderful addition for some fruity crunch. Super excited for this. The only thing holding me back is my complete ignorance to the blue moon flavor.
Walking Chopped Italian Grinder by Mancin’s al Fresco
Chopped Italian grinder sandwich-style blend of sliced salami, pepperoncini’s, green olives, artichokes, roasted red peppers and fresh mozzarella pearls, tossed in Italian dressing. Layered over a bag of Dutch Crunch ® Parmesan & Garlic Kettle Chips and drizzled with Calabrian chili aioli.
Sarah’s Thoughts
Just from the name I know this is going to be from Mancini’s. And yep, I’m right. Okay what actually is this, because it looks like nachos.
Okay it pretty much is an Italian grinder nacho. Which, on one hand, FUN! But on the other hand, I don’t like pepperoncini’s, artichokes, or red peppers. So IDK. I mean, I’m often picky about nachos anyway so this is nothing new. I AM excited to try it. Just hoping I get a bite with, like, none of that and only the olives and mozzarella. But I’m not a baby. I’ll eat what I get because life is too short not to try everything once, even if you’re sure you’ll hate it. I’ve been surprised.
I think the biggest risk here, and honestly I suspect it’s probably a guarantee, is that this will be soggy. I really don’t see how it won’t be because the chips are just kettle chips and it’s got Italian dressing on it. Can’t see myself digging this if it’s soggy.
But if it holds up, it might be good! (unless it’s too pepperoncini flavored. Then I’m out. Packie’s probably really excited for this though. He loves those yellow-green fuckers.)
Anne’s Thoughts
Ok this has to be from Mancini’s. Who else is Italian at the fair?
Nailed it.
Well first, an Italian Grinder is not really a sammich I would order for me. I like green olives, salami, and mozz pearls. I don’t like pepperoncinis, red peppers, and I'm neutral about artichokes.
I like the sound of those chips
How tf are we intended to eat this? Like nachos?
GAWD this thing has 2 sauces on it. 2! This is going to have the same damn issue that I have with restaurant nachos- all those chips are gonna get soggy AF and then the mouth feel is gonna be wrecked and it will be impossible to eat.
I mean- look at how WET that thing looks.
Yeah I don't really want this one either.
I’m starting to feel a little underwhelmed here. Let’s start to zazz it up.
Packie’s Thoughts
Ey, I’m walkin’ ere! If that was offensive to our Italian or Italian-American readers, I do apologize. Please forget I ever said it. Forget about it! Said that last part with a shitty accent as well, I don’t know if that was clear or not. I just wanted to be clear because I was being very, very funny just now. Wait, is that just a New York thing? If it is just a NY thing, then I will not apologize. You sound funny, and I wish to celebrate it. Now let’s talk about this absolutely beautiful abomination. This is…a lot! Lot of meat, lot of cheese, I guess there are some veggies in there (pepperoncini and red peppers, there’s some more heat for the bland bitches). You got some Italian dressing and I guess we also needed some chili aioli as well, apparently (hot? Perhaps). Those chips sound bomb, though. Really, I think this is just too much. Everything is going to be competing with each other in this friggin’ bag, and I’ll be surprised if those chips don’t get soggy in a hurry. The whole thing feels dubious to me. This is number 6 for food items with some kind of spicy element (I’m not gonna include the sweet chili dipping sauce from Lumpia City, I think that probably won’t be hot). I’m sensing a…theme?
Shakshuka Lamb Meatballs by French Meadow Bakery & Cafe
Seasoned lamb and pork meatballs stuffed with whipped garlic herb goat cheese and flash-fried. Served atop shakshuka- a blend of tomatoes, chili peppers, onions and spices- garnished with parsley and served with a side of chimichurri-spiced sourdough crostini (GF upon request).
Sarah’s Thoughts
Looking only at the picture, I would immediately assume this came from Mancini’s. But then I actually read the title and realized I was wrong. Plus they already have one. Not that that always matters.
Okay, like me a meatball stuffed with cheese. I wish I knew what they meant by flash-fried. Like, in a deep fryer? In a pan? One would be crispier than the other and that would be better imop. And then served atop Shakshuka. I’m not sure if I’ve ever had Shakshuka before. Maybe. Maybe not. I’m not into red sauces, though, so that’s not doing anything for me. And, again, this doesn’t feel all that special to me. I can get this or something very much like meatballs in red sauce with a crostini pretty much anywhere.
And it’s French Meadow so it’ll probably be pricey. On the plus side, we’ll be able to find a table to eat it at. I’m still mad at them from when we had to wait like 2 hours to get whatever we had to get at the time. #neverforget #butkindaforgetbecauseIcan’trememberwhatwewereevenwaitingforthattime
Anne’s Thoughts
Holy Land?
I mean these look real tasty but again- not special. I mean I guess lamb is special, but not really for Holy Land OH SHIT IT’S FROM FRENCH MEADOW.
Damn they got me good with that one.
Ok I guess Shakshuka is something different- it just looks like trad marinara but IT’S NOT, EVERYONE.
Damn- lamb, pork, goat cheese. We got most of the barnyard here
IDK
This might be real tasty but again. I’m just feeling a little underwhelmed still. I want FAIR FOOD. Where are the sticks?? Where’s the ridiculousness??
Packie’s Thoughts
Oh damn! Those meatballs look incredible. Stuffed with goat cheese? Hell yeah! Then you got them served on top of shakshuka, AKA eggs in hell! Though…doesn’t appear to be any eggs in this one. What the hell? Sarah loves the shakshuka I make at home, but I’m pretty sure she’d spit in my face if I didn’t include the eggs. That is one of those dishes where I’m like “are you sure you don’t like red sauce? You sure about that?“ The shakshuka has some chili peppers in it, but I don’t typically think the dish is particularly spicy? I’ll have to ask Sarah if she thinks it has a kick when I make it, though I think mine just has paprika. Not gonna include this one on the heat theme hit list. I think this looks pretty great for my tastes, and usually French Meadow can really kick it out, though I generally think they do better with their baked goods. Hope this is tasty as it looks!
Dubai Whoopie Pie by Dino’s Gyros
Dubai chocolate-inspired whoopie pie made with pistachio cream sandwiched between two dark chocolate cakes. Rolled in Dino’s Dubai crunch topping of shredded filo, crushed pistachios, honey and brown sugar (vegetarian).
Sarah’s Thoughts
Oh here we go. Anne was pretty convinced that Dubai chocolate or hot honey were going to be prevalent at the fair because the fair is generally about a season or year behind just because they have to turn in what they want to make so far in advance that the trends just move on. So here we DO have a Dubai chocolate offering and it’s a whoopie pie.
I’m always underwhelmed by whoopie pies. They’re not really a cookie or a cake and don’t particularly like what it is so I’m not excited about this in general because of that. But I DO like Dubai chocolate. I hope the pistachio cream isn’t too sweet. Dino’s is a bit of a mixed bag. Sometimes they have something great. Often they’re just NBD. This might be somewhere in between the two. I’m not, like, excited for this, but it’s not a vibe killer by any means.
Anne’s Thoughts
Whoop(ie)- here’s the Dubai Chocolate I predicted.
I’m not a big fan of Whoopie Pies
I know- it doesn’t make sense. It seems like a good recipe for fandom from me but meh- have just never really liked them? I mean I'd eat one if offered to me, but I wouldn't ever request them or buy them.
I do be liking dubai chocolate, so this does sound like a fun little twist. I hope it’s good enough to change my mind about whoopie pies
Packie’s Thoughts
There it is! We found it. The Dubai chocolate. Finding it at Dino’s wasn’t on my bingo sheet, though, that’s for sure. I like a nice whoopie pie, though they do tend to be messy. But hey, what good dessert isn’t? Holy damn, this looks amazing! I mean, jokes aside, I love Dubai chocolate, and having this sandwiched between two dark chocolate cakes sounds delish. Get all that crunch in there, and throw in some honey and brown sugar to boot, why not? This will be great, I’m calling it.
Chorizo Manchego Croquettes by Paella Depot
Spanish-style potato croquettes filled with manchego cheese and Spanish chorizo. Lightly breaded, fried and garnished with chives. Drizzled with homemade lemon garlic aioli (GF)
Sarah’s Thoughts
God I love a croquette. God I hate chorizo. I am conflicted now. I really think this will come down to how much chorizo there is in this and how the cook comes out. Love an aioli. Okay, I think I am optimistically hopeful for this. Like, I just really really fucking love a croquette so my desire for that outweighs any possible worries I have.
If this didn’t have chorizo, and maybe had a different cheese this would hands-down be my thing I’m most excited for. It maaaaaay still end up that way, depending on how the rest of this list goes.
Paella depot was the new paella place from two years ago? One year ago? I don’t remember if we’ve ever had something from them, mostly because we get paella regularly in our house so it’s not special. So I don’t have any preconceived ideas about how the quality might turn out.
Anne’s Thoughts
Oh- another new vendor that we haven’t tried yet bc paella isn’t special for us and, again, *gestures vaguely at all the new foods and money and time* *
So bonus- we will be forced to try them this year! Honestly that’s great. And this is something new and exciting.
Oh- chorizo.
Well this is something new and exciting
I wonder what the breading is if it’s gluten-free.
I mean, I like cheese and potatoes.
Sarah LOVES a croquette. But she HATES chorizo. She’s probably freaking out on some level here.
*UPDATE
JFC. Dear Reader, I just discovered that we did, in fact, try Paella Depot back in 2024. I have no memory of this. Thank god we have a blog and instagram account APPARENTLY
Packie’s Thoughts
Hey, the Paella place made the New Foods list. Good for them. Paella Depot was a new vendor two years ago, and they made a passably good paella that I’m glad I found time to try. Now they’ve added something new to the menu, and who the hell doesn’t love a nice croquette. I’m sure Sarah and Anne are stoked about that. I know Sarah loves them; I guess I’m not a hundred percent sure on what Anne’s thoughts are. I’m sure I’ll find out when I read what she writes. It better be a lot of nice things about me. I write nice things about them all the time. I think they’re neat. See, I did it just there! Anywho, these croquettes have some Spanish chorizo, which I’m not sure how that compares to Mexican chorizo which the twins think is no me gusta! I like it a’ight, and honestly these look pretty damn good. I do love a nice garlic aioli and it sounds like a wonderful sauce for some big ole Spanish tater tots. Let’s go! Chorizo can be a little spicy, but I think I’m gonna also not include this one on the heat theme. I think it either needs to be a serious heat, or like front and center with the heat. It’s just something you feel, in your heart, I can’t explain it.
Honey Brisket Battered Potatoes by Australian Battered Potatoes
Deep-fried Australian Battered Potatoes topped with beef brisket, smothered in nacho cheese and drizzled with hot honey.
Sarah’s Thoughts
OMG!!! Australian battered potatoes has a new food?? And it’s official?? OMG I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS! I frickin love their potatoes but we don’t always get them because, ironically, they give you too much food and we just can’t eat it all unless we’re with a group of, like, 5.
Hey Anne! It’s hot honey!
Shit I want this right now. I want it so bad. Beef brisket? Good. ABP? Good, Hot honey? Good. Nacho cheese? Good. I don’t think there is any way this could possibly be not great. Literally ABP are already legendary, and now they’re just elevating it with some meat and honey.
OKAY. This is now my current most excited for food. I wonder if Anne or Packie will pick it too? I bet they’re going to be just as excited as me.
Anne’s Thoughts
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH. Woah
Is this… is this the first new food from Aussie potatoes??
I can’t say for 100% certainty (because some B hasn’t updated the foods by vendor list on the blog in like… 2 years maybe?) BUT I THINK MAYBE???
I mean, I don’t want this, but good for them showing up?
Here’s the (first?) predicted hot honey.
I don’t want nacho cheese and honey and BRISKET together, like wtf?
The potatoes are bomb already with the cheese/ranch option. I’m not sure I NEED new options from ABP unless it’s like something new and inventive, rather than just a new topping.
Oh god this is gonna be so expensive and we’ll just want one but we’ll have to get 5. The portion size at ABP is my biggest complaint with them. We would get them every year if we could get like 1 or 2, but since we have to get like 10 of them we only get them every couple of years. Guess we’ll be getting them this year.
God- is the problem me? Do I just not like food anymore or something?
Packie’s Thoughts
Ooh, now we have our first appearance of hot honey! And another one added to the heat theme. I love me some Australian battered potatoes, and it looks like this one has the classic hit with the nacho cheese. Now they’ve added some beef brisket and a drizzle of hot honey. I don’t see any reason why this shouldn’t be good. Add a little meat to my potatoes and a little sweetness with the honey. I think it’ll taste great, but now more than ever, I hope they give us a fork with this. Already messy eating it as is with my hands, but throw in these new elements and that’s gonna leave me really sticky.
Hmong Corndog by Union Hmong Kitchen
Pork Hmong Sausage flavored with ginger, garlic, fish sauce, chili and lemongrass made in collaboration with Kramarczuk’s. Skewered, dipped in a cornmeal batter and fried. Served with a side of citrus Kua Txob sauce.
Sarah’s Thoughts
I’m assuming (and hoping) this is from Union Hmong Kitchen? Yep. Okay! They generally make good and great food. The one thing we had from them that was a let down was the fried purple rice on a stick and we wanted to love that. We just didn’t. I think the cook was sort of burned on ours. But, also, they are the home of the galabao which is the best bao ever, so they get pretty much a few years of leeway.
So we’ve got a Hmong sausage (already a great start) made with Kramarczuk’s to frickin elevate it to bigger heights, and then turned it into a corndog (and not a pronto pup, which is the correct decision.)
I think this will be good! Ironically, I’m never wowed by alternative corndog offerings because nothing compares to the original Poncho Dog, but I suspect this will be good.
There’s a chance the combo of the sausage and batter will clash, but I trust Union Hmong so I’m not overly worried about that. I wonder how spicy the sauce will be? Packie will have to try it first. Generally Hmong sauces are way too extreme for me in the heat level.
Anne’s Thoughts
Alright UHK, this is it. This will define your space going forward. Are you gonna be a Lulu’s, a Blue Barn, or an O’Gara’s?
OK! First- a stick.
Second- this has a lot of things going for it. Hmong Sausage. Partnership with Kramarczuk’s. Corn dog instead of Pronto Pup.
I have No Reason to believe this won’t be delicious. Their Year 1 Bao is still an every year treat. But we were so, so burned by that shrimp toast last year. Really broke our hearts.
I don’t actually need another corn dog in my repertoire, but let’s go UHK. Let’s go.
UPDATE 2:
Dear readers. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I just re-read the Shrimp Toast review from last year and it got a B?? How did I misremember this so badly?
Apparently I'm mixing up the Skrimp Toast with the Grilled Purple Sticky Rice from 2 years ago?? WHAT EVEN IS TIME ANYMORE?
This is not like me and I apologize. Basically disregard everything i said about UHK that wasn’t about the new food this year
Packie’s Thoughts
Hell yeah, always exciting to see Union Hmong Kitchen on the list and serving up some delicious, authentic Hmong cuisine. I love a corn dog and trying one with a Hmong sausage instead of a hot dog sounds like something worth trying. Especially when it is a Kramazuk’s sausage! Will this be revolutionary? I don’t think so, but sometimes if it is just straight up good, none of that matters. Oh and do love me some Hmong hot pepper sauces, and here with a more herbaceous variety. This will, of course, add another mark onto the possible heat theme for this year, which I’m definitely seeing as the leading contender. At least in these cases, Sarah and Anne can just not dip it in the spicy sauce.
Tacos de Mole by El Burrito Mercado
Flour tortillas filled with shredded chicken, cheese and house-made mole sauce. Deep-fried, drizzled with more mole sauce and garnished with queso fresco.
Sarah’s Thoughts
I mean, I’m sure I won’t like this because of the flavors. It is the curse I have to bear. Because otherwise everything about this sounds great. I am very excited for Anne and Packie because I’m sure they’ll be excited about this. And there’s a small, smaaaaalll chance I might like it, depending on the seasonings.
I can’t remember what El Burrito Mercado put up last year and whether it was good or not. Probably it was and I can’t remember it just because it wasn’t for me. Anne and Packie would probably know.
Don’t really have much else to say about this. Wish I liked Mexican seasonings.
Anne’s Thoughts
I mean, right off the bat that filling looks dry. And that’s because they went with chicken. This just looks like a hand-pie shaped taquito, but the worst version of taquitos (chicken). The queso fresco also looks pretty dry so is not helping us here. I tend to like mole but also always want it to be better than it is.
Is the theme this year…sauces?
Packie’s Thoughts
Packie loves mole sauce and this looks right up his alley. Got a deep-fried taco here, which is an excellent way to enjoy a taco. Surely Sarah and Anne will appreciate a fried flour tortilla over having to eat it regular. Who am I kidding, Sarah is gonna be pissed either way. I worry a little bit that this could end up eating pretty dry, but hopefully adding in the drizzle of more mole sauce after frying it helps keep things juicy. Nothing super revolutionary with this item, but it is unique enough to the fair that I’m happy to be trying it.