Monday, July 20, 2026

2026 State Fair New Foods Preview Part 1- Initial Thoughts, Pickle Pie through Surf 'N' Turf Burger

 It's New Food Time!!

Some Quick Stats:

    Date Dropped- 7/9

    36 new foods, 9 new vendors

And by the time you're reading this just a little over a month to go until the 2026 MN State Fair!


(It's gonna be hot and smoky this year, isn't in?)
Let's jump right in


SARAH’S OVERALL THOUGHTS

It is time.

*cue Lion King music*

Really wish the new foods would stop coming out the second week of July, though. I’m really frickin busy the first half of the month and I want to have time to feel excited about this!

But let’s get to it. Time for my first glance through the new foods. *deep breath*

36 new foods and 9 new vendors. Jesus. We’re going to go broke for sure.

This list seems hella eclectic, though. Just looking at the pictures and not reading anything, nothing overly jumps out at me other than that mustache. Are we going to feel bonita with that thing?

Overall vibes are kind of mixed. Like low-key good. Nothing really screams excitement, but a bunch of stuff is like  “yeah, okay.” So we’ll see how they go.


Theme: First glance I was like, ethnic foods, or maybe finger foods (but IDK if that’s even a thing at a fair). And after reading through anything, I honestly don’t think there IS a theme this year. We had a few apples, strawberries, and other things, but nothing more than, like, 2 items. So I’m calling the theme the anti-theme. I don’t know if that’s cheating.


Most looking forward to: Those frickin potatoes from Australian Battered Potatoes


Least looking forward to: That “Cubano” from Herbivorous Butcher.


ANNE’S OVERALL THOUGHTS

Well here we are, one of the most anticipated days of the year and once again I am so swamped at work that I can barely appreciate it. The new foods have been out for… *checks watch*... almost 32 hours (!) and I’m just now sitting down to take my first look


(20 minutes later)


Ok NOW I’m ready to look at the new foods.


Anyway, I saw on the MNSF FB post that there’s 36 new foods and 9 new vendors. That feels like A LOT. Like… I wonder what our record is? Ok standby, I gotta peep this


2026- 36/9

2025- 33/8

2024- 33/6

2023- 34/7

2022- 38/8

2021- 27/?

2019- 31/4

2018- 27/?

2017- 31/?

2016- 25/?

(gaaaaawwwwd why we were so basic in the early years with our data reporting???)


So 2nd most new foods since we’ve been tracking, and most new vendors (AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, PAST SELVES). So that’s 45 total, 1 shy of 2022.

Damn, this is going to be an expensive year





In other news, astute readers may notice that we have 10 years listed above (minus 2020, natch). That’s because 2026 marks 10 YEARS for Fair Fest Feasts!!





Of course, we were feasting and reporting before 2016, but that’s the year we got actually serious and started a blog to keep track of everything we were trying. We started this project mostly for ourselves (so we could stop being like “what was that one food that was so great 4 years ago??”) and never anticipated that people would be interested in our thoughts and opinions about the new foods.

I mean, every time we’re recognized by strangers in public (not even at the fair!) we are still so flabbergasted and delighted!

So thank you all, for joining us on this 10 year + journey. We’re gonna keep on keeping on and hope you still find value in this service.


We’ve got something fun planned in recognition for 10 years, but we’ll share about that closer to the fair.


Anyway

It’s now been an hour since I said I was gonna look at the new foods so I guess it’s about that time


Theme

I was chatting with friends earlier this week about what we thought the theme for the new foods would be this year. And how the new foods tend to be about a year behind the foody trends just because of the nature of the beast (they notice what’s hot/popular/selling and try to bring it to the table the following year when we’ve all moved on). With that in mind I was thinking we might see a return of hot honey (a foody trend that just seems to be LINGERING), or maybe Dubai Chocolate which has definitely passed its prime but also hasn’t really been represented yet at MNSF. 

In my quick food scan I noticed at least 1 honey and 1 dubai chocolate offering so I’m interested to see if I’m on to something


OK- now that I’ve gone through the whole list, I think the theme is chili peppers/chili sauces. There are like 6-7 offerings this year (I lost exact count. Sue me). But also a fair amount of Biscoff and strawberry showings

Also there are quite a few items that as I scrolled through made me SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). I’m excited to see what we’re dealing with here.

Hoping for something good from Bridgeman’s too. And I want something cray cray to get me laughing.

Let’s get to it


HOLY SHIT THE LIST ISN’T ALPHABETICAL!!!!

I mean… that’s great for everyone except for me and data-compiling at the end of the year (which I haven't done yet for last year yet so maybe it’s a non-issue).

Really blowing my mind here

OK NOW let’s get to it (1hr, 20 minutes have passed since I started this)


Most Anticipated

Strawberry Ube Sundae Tart


Least Anticipated

Pickle Pie


PACKIE’S OVERALL THOUGHTS

It’s that time!  That time has come.  That time is now.  Let’s have some fun!  NEW FOODS!  Lemme say it again.  NEW FOODS!  They’re here at last and I am ready to run through the list with you all, to laugh, cry, and bemoan the assault on my wallet.  The MN State Fair is coming in hot with 36 new foods, and 9 new vendors (for reference, that is 3 more new foods than last year, and 1 new vendor).  Hey, at least we’re keeping it under 40.  I don’t want to die, so thanks for that.  My overall thoughts for this year are that it is going to be a hot one.  That’s right, I’ve decided that the theme for this year’s New Foods list is gonna be the HEAT!  We’ve got at least one third of the items having some spicy elements, maybe even more if you count there being ANY kind of heat or counting things that I can’t be sure if they’ll have some heat without tasting them.  I’m looking at you Jerk Chicken and Mole.  This is the year of suffering for the twins, and hell, maybe even me.  I mean, I’ve got my limits on spice, and if we’re eating spicy upon spicy, we may just need to swipe out one of our water bottles for a jug of damn milk to cool off!  Sarah’s going to be crying into her ice cream, and I think that’s something we can all enjoy.  But, we’re in it to win it, and by win it, I mean lose it, and by it, I mean my money.  But, hopefully, not my lunch.  Let’s do this!


Most Excited For: Gonna go with Longanisa cheese curd lumpia.  Have absolutely no idea how this will go, but hopefully it goes my way.  I’m usually terrible at guessing either of these categories, so what the hell.


Least Excited For: You know, nothing looked outright horrendous this year, but I’m gonna go with the Peri-Peri Bowl from Afro Deli & Grill.  I think this will just be too spicy for any of us and I won’t be able to enjoy it, and I don’t think there is a lot there to enjoy in the first place. 


With that said let’s roll out the list!


Pickle Pie by Lulu’s Public House

Pie crust filled with chopped pickles, pickle juice and cream cheese. Topped with homemade savory whipped frosting made from ranch and Cholula Hot Sauce. Garnished with a gherkin and a sprinkle of dill (vegetarian)


Sarah’s Thoughts

I don’t want this. I just…I’m not a pickle person. And by that I mean I love eating pickles but, like, just as a pickle. I don’t want pickle things. No pickle flavors. No pickles served in different ways (looking at you, deep fried pickles.) The obvious exception to this rule is Pickle Rick Pizza because that slaps. But like just a mouthful of pickle cream cheese feels like it’s going to be a sensation nightmare for me. That crust is going to have to do some heavy lifting. Also I don’t like hot sauce, so there’s that, too. Generally I trust Lulu’s because they’ve made some of our top foods over the years, but deep fried ranch was terrible so maybe we’re in a downswing with them. Kinda irritated that this was the first food I had to look at. Killing the vibe.


Anne’s Thoughts

What is this, Pickle Hummus?

Hmm it’s not from Baba’s so what are we dealing with here?

GAAAWWWDDDD WHEN WILL PICKLE FEVER DIE??

It’s been *checks notes* 4 years (god- is that all?) since Pickle Rick Pizza and just because that worked well doesn’t mean we want pickles anymore. WE DON’T! WE DON’T WANT THEM ANYMORE!

Jebus this is a rough start. I don’t want anything about this. HOT SAUCE? SAVORY RANCH FROSTING?? GTFO. God is this already my least anticipated? (spoiler, dear readers. Yes)

In other musings, what makes a pickle a gherkin?

Apparently they are a young cuke, 1-3” long, bumpy skin, typically pickled and crisp and tart. Synonymous with “pickle”
Ok I guess…

Anyway, I don’t want this


Packie’s Thoughts

Jumping right into things with one of our favorite vendors, and of course we haven’t seen the end of the pickle craze.  Seems Lulu’s went all out on showcasing this ingredient, which, to be honest, is how it should be done if you’re making pickles the star.  I do like how pickle-forward this sounds, it is like a savory pickle cream pie.  Hopefully the hot sauce adds a nice kick, but not so intense that it ruins the pie for Sarah and Anne.  I could picture this going either way, but I definitely think they went for that ‘New Foods Factor’ that we like to see in our State Fair New Foods, which I’d describe as exciting, a little crazy, and definitely something you can’t just make at home.  Off to a nice start, I’d say.


Cracklin Corn Ribs by The Blue Barn

Corn cob quarters dipped in tempura batter, then fried. Brushed with seasoned butter and topped with bacon ranch, green onion and candied jalapenos. Served on a bed of pork rinds.


Sarah’s Thoughts

Okay, I’m confused. I feel like the picture doesn’t match the description? Like, that corn on the pic doesn’t look battered or fried. Am I wrong here?

Let’s put that aside for now and just go by the description. And what I read, I likey. I love me tempura anything. And corn is great (we were distinctly told this by a cherubic little boy back in August of ’22.) I really don’t see how this can go wrong unless they undercook the corn and the batter is soggy then. I suppose the pork rinds could be really hard and break your teeth. I’m slightly worried about that, but not more worried than excited for the corn aspect. Blue Barn is generally a good bet, though I will say that I think some of the worst things we’ve eaten have also come from the old BB. I don’t expect this to be one of them.

Vibes are back on!


Anne’s Thoughts

I would’ve guessed Giggles or even RC’s on this one, but ok Blue Barn

Corn Ribs is a thing I’ve always wanted to try but have yet to have the opportunity to imbibe*, so I'm hoping they slap like I’ve always imagined they would. Blue Barn occasionally knocks it out of the park so let’s see what they’ve decided to do here.

Ok woah woah woah.

TEMPURA CORN??? Ok but like that’s not what the picture looks like? That’s a non-battered corn rib right there. Maybe it’s the fried bits on the bottom? No- those are pork rinds…

What is happening with this pic compared to the description??

I mean, I'm pretty excited for tempura corn + pork rinds. Hoping I can get the bacon ranch on the side for dipping, because tempura batter can get soggy real easy and if you’re saucing on top that’s a soggy recipe for disaster. This also feels like an item that if they have it sitting under a heat lamp it’s going to fail real quick with the sogginess (and how can they NOT be sitting under a heat lamp? They’re not gonna be battering and frying to order here).

I also don’t need candied jalapenos

So I want this in my mouth but have lots of concerns about execution (and questions about the appearance of the pic)


*Ok HAVE I tried corn ribs?? Did mom make them once? I don’t know man. I don’t know anything anymore.


Packie’s Thoughts

Something new and wild from Blue Barn feels like a staple at this point to a new foods season.  And in true fashion, they hit the mark again.  Can’t say for sure it’ll be a hit or a bust (also a staple of the Blue Barn), but it’s always fun finding out.  That said, reading the description for this, I think it sounds amazing!  I love corn ribs, and getting them tempura battered and fried?  Holy crap, that sounds fantastic.  Throw it on top of some pork rinds and adding some bacon ranch sounds like a wonderful complement, and I don’t even mind the candied jalapenos.  That said, the picture really doesn’t look like they battered that corn rib at all, and I hope that’s not true to how the finished product will look.  Maybe they wanted it to read clearly that it is a corn rib, but the actual food will be fully breaded?  I feel really good about this one and I’m super happy that just two foods in, everything is hitting the mark for what I’d expect from the New Foods list.  Let’s keep it coming.


Longanisa Cheese Curd Lumpia by Lumpia City

Homemade Filipino longanisa pork sausage combined with garlic and Wisconsin cheese curds, stuffed and rolled in a lumpia wrapper and deep-fried. Served with a side of sweet chili sauce.


Sarah’s Thoughts

I mean, yeah. This sounds great. Like a MN Filipino fusion which I am here for. Love cheese curds. Filipino food is delish. I don’t see any problems with smashing those things together in a wrapper and deep frying it. Plus, sweet chili sauce is definitely the dipping sauce I want with this. I’m especially excited to taste the sausage.

Hmm, this is at Lumpia City. That doesn’t ring a bell. Is it one of the gazillion new vendors? Huh, it’s not on the list. Well, it’s possible it was new last year or recently and I just forgot. I don’t really have the memory for that kind of stuff the way Anne and Packie do. They’ll probably weigh in.

I think this will be good, though! Probably not blow our minds good, but maybe! Guess we’ll find out!


Anne’s Thoughts

Was Lumpia City a new vendor last year? I think they were and we didn’t get around to trying them because *gestures vaguely at all the new foods and money and time*. So I'm excited that we will be forced to try them this year!

Apparently Longanisa sausage comes in hundreds of varieties and can be either sweet or savory/garlicky. Looks like they went with the latter here..

This sounds good.


Packie’s Thoughts

Daaaamn, this is what I’m talking about.  I feel like if you had a top 5 list of what you need in a MN State Fair new food, one of those items would be ‘add cheese curds to something’.  Lumpia City was a new Vendor last year that, sadly, we did not make time or the space in our bellies for, so I’m pretty stoked that this year they’re on the official New Foods list, and now we are obligated to give it a shot.  Which is good, because I’m super stoked to try lumpia for the first time.  I had to look up longanisa pork sausage, which was described as a traditional Filipino sweet and savory sausage flavored with garlic, soy sauce, and vinegar, and holy crap why have I not had any of this before now?  Throw in some more garlic, add some cheese curds and deep fry it in a lumpia wrapper just sounds great!  I do love a nice, sweet chili dipping sauce too.  Can’t wait for this!  I think we’re 3 for 3 so far for exciting new foods.  Who’s gonna break that streak?  Probably Farmer’s Union, maybe O’Gara’s, or perhaps The Crap Shack?  Ok, I made that last one up, but it’s still better than Farmer’s Union.


French Chouxnut Sundae by Bridgeman’s Ice Cream

Bridgeman’s Salted Caramel Espresso ice cream piled atop a choux pastry donut filled with milk chocolate mousse and topped with dark chocolate fondant icing and chocolate curls. Finished with caramel drizzle, whipped cream and a cherry. (Vegetarian)


Sarah’s Thoughts

Holy shit look at this thing. We’ve got, like, what, 2 scoops of ice cream on a stack of something else… Let’s see what the description says.

Holy shit that’s a lot.

DIBS ON THE FUCKING CHERRY!

I’m sure the ice cream will be great. Bridgeman’s has never let us down before and if they can make me swoon and fall in love with a black licorice ice cream, I think they’ll do just fine with salted caramel espresso.

I’m slightly worried the cold ice cream will make the choux pastry tough, though. I am VERY excited about the—

There’s some dude walking around outside my office window. Who is this dude? What is he doing? Scaring the squirrels for one thing. Okay okay, he’s moved off. 

ANYWAY. I’m very excited about the chocolate mousse because I love choco mousse so much. So much. I know Packie will be excited about that too. I guess I don’t know where Anne stands—

WTF. The guy came back. Now he’s staring at the trunk of a tree. WHY ARE YOU HERE? You are standing by the dumpsters my dood. He lowkey just hugged the tree. I’m not even kidding. Put his arm around it and everything. Ope, he’s gone again.

Ahem. I think Anne likes chocolate mousse fine. I just don’t know if she’s as ravenous about it as Packie and me.

That fondant icing is probably gonna be hard from the cold ice cream too, though.

I think this will be fine. I’m sure the elements will each be good. I’m just not sure how they’ll stand up together.


Anne’s Thoughts

Oh Ho! Well what do we have here??

Oh damn, there’s no way I'm first to claim this cherry!

I mean, what’s not to like here?? I guess the choux could be where it goes wrong, if it’s too stiff or stale. But this sounds like a delight.

I don’t think we’ve ever had something from Bridgeman’s that wasn’t served in a tall glass

OMG remember the Gray Duck Sundae?? Let’s get that again this year


Packie’s Thoughts

You know what…I’mma let Sarah or Anne have the cherry this year.  Yeah, s’cool.  I don’t need to fight over it every year, and who can say for sure who really dibs’d it first?  Let those two battle it out, I don’t need that added stress and drama.  Just gonna sit here and enjoy ma ice cream, which coming from me seems a bit odd to say.  Thaaaaaat said, if you’re gonna waste stomach space on ice cream, you best be doing it with some Bridgeman’s, because those folks know what they are about.  Mmkay, mmkay, what we got here?  Love me some coffee flavored icecream, and I am aaaall about the chocolate mousse.  Hopefully it won’t be too difficult spooning up a choux pastry donut, but overall this looks fun and tasty.  Bridgeman’s rarely disappoints, but if nothing else, their ice cream is always top notch.  Even their black licorice ice cream was bomb, so that’s all you need to know.  I think this will be great, and even if it is a little fiddly to eat with that donut, I feel confident the flavors will all be top notch.  4 for 4, the streak continues!  Who’s next?!



Korean BBQ Bao Buns by Rooted & Wild by Snack House

Vegan Chunk plant-based shredded “meat” tossed in hot Korean barbecue sauce. Topped with pineapple slaw and served on folded, steamed bao buns (vegan).


Sarah’s Thoughts

So we have another place with some faux meat besides Herby Butcher. I wish this was actually real meat, I wonder how hot that bbq sauce is going to be? I don’t want it to blow out my palate. IDK. I mean, I like me a bao of course, but this doesn’t seem special in any way. Like, I guess they’re hanging their hats on the vegan aspect of it, which, fine but like, does that make it State Fair New Foods worthy? I have my doubts.

Rooted & Wild by Snack House. Like, what’s going on here? It’s two places? Snack House making some sort of offshoot? IDK.

This will be fine as long as it’s not too spicy and the meat doesn’t have a weird texture or taste.


Anne’s Thoughts

Well look at these absolutely not special new foods. This is like a standard app at any restaurant that serves Korean Food. Also, Rooted & Wild was the new vendor last year that served up the Tofuego Bites that landed in our Worst of 2025 list. Also Also, it’s just Lancer food in the Collisseum and they’re mid at best (with like one exception- we’re looking at you Bee-nana Pie). I would have no interest in trying these but I guess we gotta


Packie’s Thoughts

Uh oh, I think we may have found our streak b-b-b-breaker.  Rooted & Wild had their first (I believe) new food last year, and they did not impress with their tofuego bites.  I’m not sure if they are entirely a vegan vendor, but they definitely went the vegan route again with these bao buns.  It took me a minute to realize Chunk is a vegan meat vendor, and that I wasn’t in fact getting some kind of vegan ‘chunk’ as an ingredient in this food, which was a daunting premise.  Even though I know this isn’t real meat, I also find something visually off-putting when they describe the food as “meat”.  I know it is accurate, but adding quotes to something can make it feel nefarious.  I remember we had to wait forever for them to make the tofuego bites last year, and I have little confidence that it will be any different this year.  Plus, this feels basic AF.  Just because it is vegan, doesn’t mean you can’t get creative.  Not feeling optimistic about this one.  


Surf ‘N’ Turf Burger by Cafe Caribe

Lobster tossed in garlic-herb butter stacked on a ⅓-pound seasoned grilled beef patty topped with pepper jack cheese. Drizzled with homemade chipotle mayo, served on a toasted brioche bun with a lemon wedge.


Sarah’s Thoughts

Hey! A burger! That’s actually exciting because it’s rare there’s a burger on the list, barring that bonkers and out of control yet somehow delicious PB&J thing last year. I think it was last year…

Lobster, good! Pepper jack cheese? Ehhh. Cheese on seafood is already a bit iffy for me. Not sure this is the choice I would’ve made. Anne hates pepper jack so I’m sure she’s pissed about this now. Chipotle mayo, meh. Not a chipotle fan, which is probably obvious if you know me at all. Bun and meat look good.

I bet this is gonna cost like 30 dollars. It’s a big burger and it has lobster on it. Might’ve been better if they’d just made this a slider instead or something? Like, we’ve got a lot of food to eat. I don’t need a giant burger to take up all the space.

Oh it’s Café Caribe. Hm. I don’t know if that impacts my opinion at all. They’re rarely on the list and when they are, their stuff is usually just kind of bland.


Anne’s Thoughts

Ok first- that’s too many apostrophes in that title. I feel like ‘N is sufficient? What’s that second apostrophe doing there? Somehow pluralizing a group?

Ok whatever.

Ok the lobster on this baby is gonna bring this price point to $20, I’m calling it now.

Also- I don’t NEED a ⅓ burger at the fair! I want to eat lots of things, not one massive burger.

And JFC PEPPER JACK?? Trash it. Just trash this whole burger now. You had me at lobster and you lost me at all the rest.

(love that it’s served with a lemon wedge. Pinkies up, y’all)


Packie’s Thoughts

Hmm...I like the idea that Café Caribe did a surf and turf as a burger, though I wonder how exactly the flavors will pair off with one another.  I love having lobster with my steak, but I don’t shove them into my mouth at the same time.  But, maybe I should?  Combined, are they a superior bite?  Nothing about this sounds inherently bad to me, but I don’t know.  I’m curious to give this one a try and will attempt to remain open-minded, and maybe it will surprise me.  That said, I’m sure Sarah and Anne are pissed it is chipotle mayo AND pepper jack cheese.  I don’t think I mind that personally, but they’re both probably side-eyeing the heat on this burger.




OK! See you tomorrow for some more non-alphabetical food options. Who the hell knows what's coming up next! I'll never be able to find what I'm looking for during this year in the future

Friday, July 25, 2025

2025 State Fair New Foods Preview Part 5- Sweet Squeakers through New Vendors

 Sweet Squeakers From Blue Barn

White cheddar cheese curds coated in a funnel cake batter, deep fried, and topped with a scoop of fresh lemon whipped cream. Finished with a drizzle of berry sauce. (Vegetarian)


Sarah’s Thoughts

Ooh, what’s this now??

Looks good. Is this savory or sweet? Can’t tell from the picture. Could be both.

Cheese curds, natch. Funnel cake batter? Delish! Don’t know if I’ve ever had a funnel cake curd before. I’m excited to give it a try. Lemon whipped cream sounds delightful and then berry sauce for the win.

Okay. This sound amazing. I am VERY EXCITED to try this one. I think because it’s sweet, but also cheese. So a bit of the best of both worlds. God I hope this is good.

Where are we picking this up?

Blue Barn! Okay! I think they’ll be able to pull this off! We used to really dislike BB. Then they started putting out some great stuff and we came around. But they’ve gone a bit backwards, ditching a favorite of mine and making a few things that were not great again. But there’s nothing about this that seems like it should fail?

So, I predict this will be good.


Anne’s Thoughts

LOL hiiii. Omg- is it cheese curds? Is that the squeaking reference in the name? I bet it is.

Holy moly get in my mouth. YOU GET IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!!

Have we had a cheese curd funnel cake before? What did Funnel Cakes do like 2 or 3 years ago? A savory something or other, but maybe it wasn’t cheese curds?

Or was it something from Lulu’s?? (gaaawwwddd I just know it was something in 2023 which hasn’t been updated yet)

(18 hours later)

Ok yes, I don’t know how I could’ve forgotten (probably because a nameless someone hasn’t updated the blog yet), but it was the SPECTACULAR Cheese Cake Curds from Lulu’s in ‘23.

Ok, so we have precedent that this can be great.

Also I think sweets is something that Blue Barn can sometimes shine at.

I mean, this just looks great- there’s nothing I don’t want about it.

Don’t you let me down here Blue Barn. Don’t you do it.


Packie’s Thoughts

Hey, there they are.  Was starting to get worried they didn’t make the cut this year.  Blue Barn really goes to the extremes with highs and lows, but it is always exciting to try whatever fun foods they’re putting out.  I like their creativity and effort to think outside the box, and when it hits right, it hits hard.  Here we’ve got…some kind of dessert cheese curds?  Hmm, that is a lot of sweet to go along with savory cheese, but this might work.  The curds themselves look nice and crispy, and I love the idea of lemon whipped cream with a berry sauce drizzle.  I hope this turns out good, but I’m excited to try it either way.  Love the name, BTW, very cute.  Cause if they don’t squeak, they’re not really cheese curds.


Tandoori Chicken Quesaratha by Holy Land

Spiced tandoori chicken layered with a blend of Monterey Jack & mozzarella cheese and a mixture of sauteed onions, mixed bell peppers, jalapeños, corn, cilantro and green chilis. Folded inside paratha bread and griddled on a flat top grill. Served with a side of Holy Land's Avocado Cilantro Lime Sauce.


Sarah’s Thoughts

At first glance this looks like a quesadilla so let’s figure out what’s what. 

Okay. I don’t think I’m going to like this. There are too many peppers and chilis for it to sit well with Sarah’s palate. But. It could surprise me!

I’m not against it in theory. I think it sounds good, there’s just ingredients I don’t like, which is a me problem. 

That avocado cilantro lime sauce looks great. Packie will probably hate it because he don’t like avocado or cilantro. But otherwise it seems like something he might enjoy?

I have no idea where Anne will fall on this one. She’s an enigma.

Holy Land does make great gyro meat, though.


Anne’s Thoughts

SIIIIGGGHHHH another tortilla?? Is the theme quesadillas/tortillas this year? (seriously- what is the theme this year, can someone tell me?) Ok wait- it’s not a tortilla, it’s paratha bread. So that’s better but ohmygod it’s more jalapeño THAT’S 4 NOW!!

Boy there is not a lot I actually want here- I don’t love tandoori chicken, plus it has bell peppers AND Green Chilis.

If I had the choice I would probably opt out of this one.


Packie’s Thoughts

Oh nice, it’s like an Indian quesadilla!  This looks tasty and sounds tasty too, with the tandoori chicken, the cheese, the…the peppers.  The jalapeños.  Shiiit, that’s the theme this year, isn’t it.  You know, we poke a lot of fun at Sarah on here, and I’d just like to take this time to remind everyone that Sarah is a person with feelings and food preferences that are… well, they’re just awful to be honest.  And sure, Anne hates curry, and vegetables, risotto, and Sarah.  Um…no, I think that about covers it.  Way I see it, there’s not much chance of us still running into SPAM, bananas, or more ice cream, so I think I’ve got this in the bag.  But hey, just remember.  We’re all getting a cherry this year, so you have to keep the peace.


Timber Twists Giggles Campfire Grill

A savory mixture of Italian sausage, mozzarella, cream cheese and barbecue rub piped into three large manicotti shells, then wrapped in bacon. Cooked in a wood-fired smoker for an infusion of smokey flavor. Served with a side of Giggles' signature barbecue sauce.


Sarah’s Thoughts

WOOO! Giggles is back!!! 

I don’t know when the last time was that Giggles had a new item. They used to be our bestie and favorite, but then they started letting us down. So now we mostly just have fond memories. But here’s a new chance to reconnect.

What am I looking at? Looks like meat? A rib of some sort?

…What…what the hell? That’s a pasta wrapped in bacon??

I’m. 

I’m honestly speechless about this one. There were so many twists and turns in this description I don’t know what to think.

Well, at the very least it sounds a bit bonkers, which is what we want out of our fair foods, so I’ll give them that.

I have absolutely no idea if I will enjoy this or not. Not a clue. But I guess that’s what will make it exciting!

Funny enough, it’s served with Giggles signature BBQ sauce and I don’t think we’ve ever, in all our years, tried that.

Not sure what that says about anything. 


Anne’s Thoughts

Is this…is this twisted meat??? I really hope it’s a fun twisted meat and not like just bacon wrapped around something. Who is this from? We already saw RC’s BBQ on the list. Oh- Giggles. That tracks I guess (the tip-off was the Timber in the name Anne. Get your head in the game)

Ok, so it IS Bacon wrapped which is disappointing. I don’t want bacon wrapped things, I just want bacon. Bacon wrapped things are always chewy bacon that is hard to bite or cut- they just don’t execute well.

I am interested in this whole meat piped into pasta and wrapped in meat idea. I hope it’s good- it’s just going to really depend on execution of that bacon though.


Packie’s Thoughts

Look at that, Giggles made the list this year.  I feel like it’s been a while (actually they only had last year off).  You know, looking at that picture, I never, NEVER would have imagined it to contain all those things listed in the ingredients.  I was like, “Are those meat skewers?  Or Riblets?”  Nope, way off.  They’re apparently a manicotti pasta dish stuffed with cheese, sausage and barbecue rub and then wrapped in bacon.  That is just a lot.  I’m not sure I can even picture in my head what this might taste like.  I feel like the bacon will likely overwhelm everything else, but who knows.  Comes with a side of BBQ sauce for dipping too.  Seems like a weird mix of Italian and bbq, something I’m not sure I’ve ever seen before.  Should be interesting, if nothing else.



Triple Chocolate Mini Donuts from Solem’s Concessions

Chocolate mini donuts dusted with powdered sugar, drizzled with chocolate icing, and topped with chocolate sprinkles and mini milk chocolate chips. Served in a bucket rimmed with more chocolate icing and sprinkles. (Vegetarian)


Sarah’s Thoughts

I sighed and rolled my eyes as soon as I saw these.

I’ve made my thoughts on fancy mini donuts clear: I don’t want them. Yes, I am sometimes proven wrong, but I am never going to ask the mini donut to be reimagined.

I cannot imagine a chocolate mini donut working. Mini donuts are fried. Generally chocolate donuts are cake donuts which are baked. I suspect this will have a texture that is not what I want from a mini donut.

Also, looks like we’re getting a whole fucking bucket of these. Jesus. Maybe we can convince some family to take them off our hands so we don’t have to waste a literal bucket of food.

WHY DO THEY THINK WE WANT A BUCKET OF MINI DONUTS?? A messy bucket on top of that! 

Some person in charge was like, “how will the fair peasants carry these?” and someone else was like, “what about a bucket, milord?”

And he was like “Yes. I love it. But make the bucket covered in syrup and other messy things so they can’t actually use it for its functional bucket purposes.”

Shit, even some Sweet Martha’s stans don’t want a bucket and those cookies make like a million dollars a year, no joke. 

You have to EARN the bucket, Solem. Even if your mini donuts are generally pretty good.

FML. 


Anne’s Thoughts

Ok here we go again! A probable excellent mini donut that will be a hot mess to eat. I was like are they going to treat the rim again making it impossible to hold without making a mess? Dear reader, they did.

This donut will be great. We will have to get the whole mega container and it will cost legit $20, and we won’t need that many mini donuts or that messy rim, but it will still earn a B or even an A.

I HAVE PREDICTED.


Packie’s Thoughts

Lol, heeeey they’re back.  Back with their crazy mini donut buckets, where for some reason they rim the bucket with sauce and such for some reason like it’s a damn cocktail.  Am I supposed to lick the bucket?  To this day, no one knows.  As jokes aside, Solem’s makes some pretty killer mini donuts, and despite their wild and messy toppings, these tend to work out as a deliciously sweet treat (albeit very rich).  I love chocolate, so I’m sure I’ll enjoy this as well, though I’m sure there is no way we could eat all those donuts in one sitting.


Uncrustaburger by Coasters

A 4 oz. hamburger patty with cheese, pickles and special sauce, sandwiched between two deep-fried peanut butter & grape jelly Uncrustables®.


Sarah’s Thoughts

Just seeing the name of this made me laugh. I assume it’s a spin on an uncrustable?

LOLOL okay, not a spin. The buns are literally uncrustables. That’s bonkers and amazing and I love it.

Good on you, Coasters. This is the kind of stuff the fair was made for!

This will probably be great. PB definitely goes nicely on burgers, and I’m sure the jelly will just add a nice little pop of sweetness, never a bad thing. 

I hope it’s not huge. It could be cuz, you know, 2 uncrustables. But I guess we’ll see.


Anne’s Thoughts

OMG is this a cheeseburger with an Uncrastable as a bun? That has to be what we’re looking at here, right?

That’s exactly what it is.

Well at least they deep fried the Uncrustables? I hope they’re crispy- they look crispy.

I’m not exactly sure what to say about this one. It’s our second “fancy bun burger” offering. IDK maybe that doesn’t need to be a thing? Everyone’s always trying to reinvent the hamburger bun but they just never seem to succeed because the original is pretty dang great already.


OOH I made it to the new vendors!!


Packie’s Thoughts

We’ve made it to the end of the new foods list at last and we’re ending on a Frankenburger unlike any I’ve imagined before.  Someone said, “You know what goes great with peanut butter?  Jelly!”  And everyone agreed.   Then some nut job was like, “You know what’s good on a burger?  Peanut Butter!”  And I’ll be damned, they were right.  If you’ve never had it that way before, you’ll be surprised how well it works.  Then Coasters was like, “Holy my beer.”  And now we have an uncrustables peanut butter and jelly sandwich as the buns for a effing burger.  I mean…I guess this makes sense?  This was the next most logical step in ramping up this equation.  We skipped the jelly burger and went straight on to the trifecta.  I’m both terrified and excited to try this.  Maybe this is the next greatest thing?  We could be seeing history in the making you guys!  I’m all here for it.



Beans and Beignets

Beans & Beignets serves freshly made beignets (deep-fried pastry dough topped with powdered sugar), plus a variety of iced and hot beverages, including tea, coffee, chai lattes and espresso drinks.


Sarah’s Thoughts

Ooh I hope these beignets are good! You never really know what you’re going to get out of beignet game up here in the north. 

I am very excited to try these, though, which means I am very excited for this new vendor!


Anne’s Thoughts

Ok I'll bite…into a Beignet that is!

Listen- I love me a Beignet, but man is it easy to not make good Beignets (at least in my eating experience). If this is all you do, it better be an excellent Beignet. I’m counting on you Beans


Packie’s Thoughts

Aaaaw, I’ve always wanted to try a good beignet.  Never been to New Orleans and any local varieties I’ve tried apparently did not live up to the hype.  Maybe these will?  Plus coffee drinks, so I’ll get my caffeine buzz going.  Very nice.



Chocolate Strawberry Cup

Chocolate Strawberry Cup serves fresh strawberries in a cup with toppings in four flavors: Dubai Chocolate Strawberry Cup (layered with Belgian-style chocolate, pistachio butter, kataifi and pistachios); Matcha White Chocolate Strawberry Cup (layered with matcha white chocolate and melted chocolate topped with marshmallow sauce); Chocolate Strawberry Cup (covered with melted Belgian-style chocolate); and Chocolate Strawberries & Cream (covered in melted chocolate and topped with a tower of whipped cream and chocolate drizzle). All strawberry cups are gluten free, except the Dubai chocolate cup.


Sarah’s Thoughts

Don’t we already have a strawberry vendor? You know, the one that’s literally shaped like a strawberry?

Well, that place is always subpar, so maybe this one will be better!

Shit we love dubai chocolate so probably that one will win out, but dang, look at all those choices! I want to try every single one!

I’m sure we’ll start with one and then if it’s good, maybe we’ll try the others on later days. 

Nice that there are GF options, too!

Okay, I’m excited for this one to shame the other Strawberry place.


Anne’s Thoughts

I was like is this just freaking strawberries in a cup with chocolate sauce? Because we’ve tried the same with cream instead and it’s underwhelming. But I do see they at least have some fun flavors, including Dubai Chocolate (which is the best, forever, the end). Maaaybe I’ll try one. Probably not on Day 1 though


Packie’s Thoughts

Sooo…it’s a cup of strawberries with chocolate drizzled on top.  That’s your whole deal?  I mean, I get that there are varieties of chocolates to choose from but…m’kay.  Kind of seems basic.



Greater Tater

Greater Tater serves Tater Kegs – jumbo deep-fried tots stuffed with savory fillings – in five flavors: Bacon Jalapeño; Bacon Cheddar; Breakfast Skillet; Cheese Bomb; and Reuben. Served with choice of sauces: thousand island, blue cheese, Top the Tater®, maple syrup and ketchup. All Tater Kegs are gluten free.


Sarah’s Thoughts

Wait, is this place trying to compete with Tot Boss? Because I suspect they’ll lose.

Wait, do they JUST do tater kegs?

I love tater kegs!

Wait. Scratch that. I love tater kegs when they’re well done. They can be easy to screw up (pretty sure O’Garas and maybe even Giggles and Blue Barn have had subpar kegs (though maybe BBs were good? I can’t remember))

I think we’d have to go with bfast skillet or cheese bomb here. I’m worried the fillings might impact the texture of the keg, and I argue that the texture is the whole point.

But I guess we’ll find out.

Pretty sure Packie does not care for a tater keg. Could be wrong, though.


Anne’s Thoughts

First- nice rhyme scheme.

Ok so it’s a Tater Keg vendor. Sarah likes a Tater Keg. Probably worth a try- especially maybe the brekkie one? No thanks on Reuben or Jalapeño (OBVIOUSLY)


Packie’s Thoughts

So they make tator kegs and stuff ‘em with savory fillings.  I mean, I guess that’s a little different than Tot Boss, but not by a whole lot.  I personally like my tots to be…well, tots.  Kegs get to be a bit too much, not a good crispy to soft potato ratio.  Just one man’s opinion.  One cis white man, with a loooot of privilege, just saying.


Lumpia City

Lumpia City serves lumpia – traditional Filipino fried spring rolls – in two fusion flavors: Pizza Lumpia (mozzarella, pepperoni, Italian sausage, pizza sauce and Italian herbs); and turon-inspired Ube Butter Banana French Toast Lumpia (French toast strips soaked in ube butter syrup with caramelized bananas, dusted with powdered sugar).


Sarah’s Thoughts

Oh shit, is this a lumpia vendor? And is this the first Filipino vendor at the state fair? I think so! YAY! And good for them!

Ooh, we have a savory and sweet option. That’s pretty exciting. They both sounds great. I suspect we’ll get whichever one we’re more in the mood for when we hit the shop. 

Hopefully they’re good and we can justify trying the other one.


Anne’s Thoughts

Ok I’m not gonna lie- I saw this vendor on a small thumbnail spoiler, and at a glance I could not figure out how these were not Zombie thumbs.

I see now that they are spring rolls and not decaying digits, so my apologies.

Holy Shit NGL these both sound great- Pizza or Banana French Toast?? 1 of each, please. I guess Turon is a traditional Filipino snackle, so I’m always game to try some new culturally-relevant foodstuffs. I’m pretty excited about this one!!


Packie’s Thoughts

Oh!  I’ve never had lumpia.  In fact, I am just now learning that lumpia is a Filipino spring roll.  Neato.  Hmm, was kinda hoping to get to try an actual traditional lumpia, but these ones apparently only come in pizza flavor or…aw hell!  They got me with the bananas.  Thought I was safe.  Still, actually sounds kind of good.  I think I’d try either of these, or maybe even both.


Magdalena Chimney Cakes

Magdalena's Chimney Cakes serves Chimney Cakes (a rotisserie-baked Hungarian pastry shaped like a cone) filled with vanilla ice cream and choice of Nutella® or caramel spread and toppings (crushed OREO® Cookies, rainbow sprinkles or frosted flakes).


Sarah’s Thoughts

LOL what do we have here?

Okay so it’s basically an ice cream cone, but instead of the cone we have a pastry cake.

Yup.

I want this. This sounds great. Think we’re gonna have to go with the Nutella one. Love that frosted flakes is a topping option, too.

This looks fun! I think it has the possibility of being amazing. I hope it is. We all deserve amazing things in our lives during the times we’re in.


Anne’s Thoughts

Hur Hur Hur. Man, there’s a lot of desserts this year that are really making me smile! I ABSOLUTELY will be getting one of these- I will take Nutella and Oreo please.


Packie’s Thoughts

Aw hell, they got me with the ice cream.  Oh Packie, you’ve gone and made a fool of yourself, talking smack way too soon.  Anywho, WOW, this looks great.  Just karate chop that ice cream off the top and you got yourself a nice, sweet treat.  Give me the Nutella one, thanks!



MGM Irie Jamaican

Midtown Global Market's Irie Jamaican serves oxtail (jerk or barbecue) with festival (a sweet, fried bread); sweet plantains; coconut shrimp skewers; and a ginger & hibiscus drink. (Aug. 27 to Sept. 1 only)


Sarah’s Thoughts

Okay, so here’s a limited time menu item. And of course it’s at the end of the fair. Which means there’s a chance we will never get to try this (sometimes, we don’t make those later days.)

Which is too bad because you know my feelings about meats.

Oh man. This whole menu sounds great. Want to try both oxtails, those plantains, skrimps (skrimps is bugs (to be fair, bugs are actually land skrimps)) 

Kinda want to eat it all. May not get to eat any of it.

Sigh.


Anne’s Thoughts

Oxtail? Yes

Sweet Frybread? Yes

Sweet Plantains? Yes

Coconut Shrimp Skewers? Yes

Ginger Hibiscus Drink? Ehhh maybe

Ok so this vendor has the Time Restriction of the 2nd half (the worse half for new foods). Does that mean the Somali Street Fries are only the first half of the fair?


Packie’s Thoughts

Holy shit!  The second MGM vendor didn’t make the new foods list!?  I mean, they made the new vendor’s but that’s not the same!  And it’s the later fair vendor!  It’s a damn miracle!  Might still give this a try, but nice that we don’t have to cover it in our official new foods.  Some bbq oxtail, sweet plantains and such, sure I’d try that, but again, never been impressed by Midtown Global Market.


MGM Oasis Grill and Hoya Sambusa

Midtown Global Market's Oasis Grill & Hoyo Sambusa serves Official New Food Somali Street Fries; cones of mini sambusas & full-size sambusas (beef or lentil) with choice of sauce; and slushies in two flavors (Vimto and watermelon). (Aug. 21-26 only)


Sarah’s Thoughts

Okay, so they have this place listed as a new vendor, but they also have a new food? Feels like it’s doubled up.

But what that means is I was right above. Those street fries are only available the first half of the fair. 

Ooh, a watermelon slushie, though! Definitely count me in for that!

Otherwise I’m generally meh about sambusas. I always want to like them but am generally disappointed. 


Anne’s Thoughts

Ope- there it is. So yes- better get the official new food in the first 6 days. Too Bad those oxtails didn’t make the list, but at least we’re free from reporting on an Official New Food on the last day when it helps nobody.

Ooh watermelon slush- sounds good. Wonder what Vimto is…

Ok it’s a British fruit soda- grape, berries, currants. Yeah I’d like to try that one!


Packie’s Thoughts

Alright, I think I already said enough about MGM that I don’t need to rehash it here.  Looks like they also offer sambusas and some slushies.  Yippie.


Urban Glow Mocktails

Urban Glow Mocktails serves craft mocktails, including: Dirty NoTini (lemon, dill pickling spices & olive brine); Nojito (minty-lime with a hint of molasses); CosNo (cranberry, orange & lime); Grilled Peach No Fashioned (caramelized peach garnished with peach & cherry); Autumn Mule (apple, warm cinnamon & spicy ginger); Pineapple Upside Down Cake (chilled pineapple slushie); Bonspiel Blue (cucumber, lemon & blue tea); and Nitro Cold Brew (cold brew on tap, carbonated with nitrogen, with assorted flavor shots). Plus, small bites – Cheweenies (mini Kramarczuk's all-beef hot dogs nestled in sweet Hawaiian rolls paired with mocktail-inspired mustards).


Sarah’s Thoughts

FUN!!! A mocktail vendor!

We’re definitely going to have to try some of these!

Oh shit. Which one, though? Maybe the Grilled Peach No Fashioned? Bonspiel Blue? 

Aww! And Cheweenies! Those sound great! Kramarczuk’s is good so I’m sure they’ll be good, too. 

Anne and Packie, let’s get the Cheweenies, okay? We gotta.


Anne’s Thoughts

Oh! These look pretty! Yeah I would try a bunch of these! So nice to have more fun “adult” beverages that are non-alcoholic for us (mostly) non-drinkers. Also did you see those small bite Cheweenies? LOL yes I’ll take those too.


THAT’S IT! I DID IT! Only took me 2 days! And now we have just 40 days until the fair!!!!

SEE YOU ALL THERE!!


Packie’s Thoughts

Ooh, a new drink place, nice.  Wow, a lot of these sound really interesting.  I’d love to give some of them a try.  Hah, they have cheweenies!  Little hot dogs in Hawaiian rolls with mocktail-inspired mustard!?  Sounds wild.



THAT'S IT!! THAT'S ALL OF THEM!
Less than 4 weeks until the fair- can you believe it??
We'll see you all there