Grade F: A complete failure. Awful, a waste of money, we regret trying this. AKA Barfinade.
she’s an effing liar
Chori Pop- $8 from Andy’s Garage, 2021
I knew before we even tasted it.
We all hated it. The only redeeming factor was the mole sauce. And the chips were fine. But the
texture was grainy and it was a disappointing intro to the herbivorous butcher.
Deep Fried Ice Cream- $8 from Snack House, 2022
she’s an effing liar
La Floretta- $7.50 from Mancini’s Al Fresco, 2021
Boy howdy did we fucking HATE THIS.
First- cauliflower = gross. Mom would say she didn’t mind it but she’d be wrong.
Second- they drizzled the sauce over the top but didn’t give you a fork, so it’s a sticky mess.
Third- the sauce was not good and too spicy. I’m gagging in the photo because I knew I’d hate it, and then i had to masticate it without tasting it so I didn’t spit it out.
First- cauliflower = gross. Mom would say she didn’t mind it but she’d be wrong.
Second- they drizzled the sauce over the top but didn’t give you a fork, so it’s a sticky mess.
Third- the sauce was not good and too spicy. I’m gagging in the photo because I knew I’d hate it, and then i had to masticate it without tasting it so I didn’t spit it out.
MN Wild Rice Benedict Muffin- $6 at Lulu's Public House, 2015
The muffin wasn’t cooked. And I mean, enjoy your bite of batter and raw dough
Shrimp Dog with Raspberry Chipotle Dipping Sauce- unknown vendor and price, 2014
After being the third person to try it:
Anne- “We hate this”
Packie- with the shrimp dog still in his mouth… “aww”
Yeaaahhhh…it was crap. Like hot crap. Nuff said. Sarah would have spit her mouthful out in a
trashcan but she didn’t. because she’s a fucking lady. Anne and Packie thought the
dipping sauce was good
SPAM Sushi- $6 at Sushi Rolls, 2016
Fuck you SPAM Sushi! One bite was enough to make us want to spit it out. The cold ‘raw’
SPAM is really the only thing that comes through. Also- the pieces are 2-bite big
Triple Truffle Trotters- $7.50 at Blue Barn, 2017
There was something really off-putting about the smell, which didn't help at all. Five of us tried it
and no one liked it. Of the few that thought it was okay, they also thought it got worse the more
they ate it.
Unsurprising, since this is the Blue Barn
Wild Bill's Breakfast Bake- $8.75 at Blue Barn, 2017
Fucking Blue Barn! To be fair one of the group rated it a D. The first impression of this trash is
the overwhelming smell of pickled red onion and it's all downhill from there. Tried to be
Mexican but 'tastes weird' according to Dad. We had a nice shaded table that was ruined by the
stench of the food from Blue Barn
The muffin wasn’t cooked. And I mean, enjoy your bite of batter and raw dough
Shrimp Dog with Raspberry Chipotle Dipping Sauce- unknown vendor and price, 2014
After being the third person to try it:
Anne- “We hate this”
Packie- with the shrimp dog still in his mouth… “aww”
Yeaaahhhh…it was crap. Like hot crap. Nuff said. Sarah would have spit her mouthful out in a
trashcan but she didn’t. because she’s a fucking lady. Anne and Packie thought the
dipping sauce was good
SPAM Sushi- $6 at Sushi Rolls, 2016
Fuck you SPAM Sushi! One bite was enough to make us want to spit it out. The cold ‘raw’
SPAM is really the only thing that comes through. Also- the pieces are 2-bite big
Sweet Potato Poutine- $13.75 at Blue
Barn, 2022
Blue Barn- what are we doing here? Why you back sliding?
I’m not even sure what to say. Def under the heat lamp too long. Doesn’t look like, tast like, or
really even reference poutine? Beyond Chorizo? Chorizo is already the worst and plant versions do
not redeem it.
Blue Barn- what are we doing here? Why you back sliding?
I’m not even sure what to say. Def under the heat lamp too long. Doesn’t look like, tast like, or
really even reference poutine? Beyond Chorizo? Chorizo is already the worst and plant versions do
not redeem it.
Triple Truffle Trotters- $7.50 at Blue Barn, 2017
There was something really off-putting about the smell, which didn't help at all. Five of us tried it
and no one liked it. Of the few that thought it was okay, they also thought it got worse the more
they ate it.
Unsurprising, since this is the Blue Barn
Wild Bill's Breakfast Bake- $8.75 at Blue Barn, 2017
Fucking Blue Barn! To be fair one of the group rated it a D. The first impression of this trash is
the overwhelming smell of pickled red onion and it's all downhill from there. Tried to be
Mexican but 'tastes weird' according to Dad. We had a nice shaded table that was ruined by the
stench of the food from Blue Barn
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