Grade F: A complete failure. Awful, a waste of money, we regret trying this. AKA Barfinade.
MN Wild Rice Benedict Muffin- $6 at Lulu's Public House, 2015
The muffin wasn’t cooked. And I mean, enjoy your bite of batter and raw dough
Shrimp Dog with Raspberry Chipotle Dipping Sauce- unknown vendor and price, 2014
After being the third person to try it:
Anne- “We hate this”
Packie- with the shrimp dog still in his mouth… “aww”
Yeaaahhhh…it was crap. Like hot crap. Nuff said. Sarah would have spit her mouthful out in a
trashcan but she didn’t. because she’s a fucking lady. Anne and Packie thought the
dipping sauce was good
SPAM Sushi- $6 at Sushi Rolls, 2016
Fuck you SPAM Sushi! One bite was enough to make us want to spit it out. The cold ‘raw’
SPAM is really the only thing that comes through. Also- the pieces are 2-bite big
Triple Truffle Trotters- $7.50 at Blue Barn, 2017
There was something really off-putting about the smell, which didn't help at all. Five of us tried it
and no one liked it. Of the few that thought it was okay, they also thought it got worse the more
they ate it.
Unsurprising, since this is the Blue Barn
Wild Bill's Breakfast Bake- $8.75 at Blue Barn, 2017
Fucking Blue Barn! To be fair one of the group rated it a D. The first impression of this trash is
the overwhelming smell of pickled red onion and it's all downhill from there. Tried to be
Mexican but 'tastes weird' according to Dad. We had a nice shaded table that was ruined by the
stench of the food from Blue Barn
MN Wild Rice Benedict Muffin- $6 at Lulu's Public House, 2015
The muffin wasn’t cooked. And I mean, enjoy your bite of batter and raw dough
Shrimp Dog with Raspberry Chipotle Dipping Sauce- unknown vendor and price, 2014
After being the third person to try it:
Anne- “We hate this”
Packie- with the shrimp dog still in his mouth… “aww”
Yeaaahhhh…it was crap. Like hot crap. Nuff said. Sarah would have spit her mouthful out in a
trashcan but she didn’t. because she’s a fucking lady. Anne and Packie thought the
dipping sauce was good
SPAM Sushi- $6 at Sushi Rolls, 2016
Fuck you SPAM Sushi! One bite was enough to make us want to spit it out. The cold ‘raw’
SPAM is really the only thing that comes through. Also- the pieces are 2-bite big
Triple Truffle Trotters- $7.50 at Blue Barn, 2017
There was something really off-putting about the smell, which didn't help at all. Five of us tried it
and no one liked it. Of the few that thought it was okay, they also thought it got worse the more
they ate it.
Unsurprising, since this is the Blue Barn
Wild Bill's Breakfast Bake- $8.75 at Blue Barn, 2017
Fucking Blue Barn! To be fair one of the group rated it a D. The first impression of this trash is
the overwhelming smell of pickled red onion and it's all downhill from there. Tried to be
Mexican but 'tastes weird' according to Dad. We had a nice shaded table that was ruined by the
stench of the food from Blue Barn
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