D Foods

Grade D: A waste of money. Did not finish.

BBQ Shrimp Taco- $10 at Tejas Express, 2016
       Really expensive, didn’t taste like BBQ (no sauce). Pretty spicy. Didn’t finish

Blueberry Rhubarb Cobbler- $8 from Farmer's Union, 2018
       The cornmeal biscuit was really a small puck, and the tartness of the fruit overwhelms

       everything.

Butter Chicken Samosas- $6 at Taste of Midtown Global Market, 2015
       We were not fans. The flavor profile was not for us. It was also quite spicy and we ended up
       going through an entire water bottle as a result.

Cajun Peel and Eat Shrimp- $10 at Cafe Caribe, 2016
       Not worth the money spent. Hardly tasted any Cajun seasoning, and was otherwise no different
       than peel and eat shrimp we could get anywhere. Disappointing.

Cocoa Cheese Bites- unknown vendor, 2013
       yeaaaaah…um, chocolate covered cheese…did not finish. Some things don’t work well with
       chocolate

Deep Fried Avocado- $8 at O'Gara's, 2017
       Great way to start the day! Soggy and not very flavorful. Expensive and Packie doesn't even like
       avocado. At least O'Gara's is consistent so we don't get our hopes up. My phone wants
       to change O'Gara's to Obamas and that would be preferable

Deep Fried Grilled Cheese Bites- $8 at O'Gara's, 2016
       These were just meh (per usual from O’Gara’s). They were too close to cheese curds but not as
       good

Double Dose of Pork Belly- $7 at RC's BBQ, 2017
       This was disappointing. Not enough pork belly and the patty didn't taste great (weird even).
       Small ass sandwich, even at seven bucks. Boo. 

Mangonado Shave Ice- $6 at Minesnowii Shave Ice, 2018
       Nope nope nope. The only reason it's not an F is because the inside mango was nummy. But the

       outside spice was so potent in a spicy sour way that there's no recovering. See authentic video
       reaction for proof.

Mobster's Caviar- $11 at The Hideaway Speakeasy, 2017
       Kids cover your ears. Fuck this. Fuck the price. Fuck having to walk up to the top of the
       Grandstand to drop a mint on 3 shitty items at this place. I'm literally building a rage lather about
       this. The bread was old and stale. The caviar was fishy tasting and gross. Never again.

Moroccan Sausage Bowl- $7 at Sausage by Cynthia, 2018
       To be fair, Packie gave this a C. Not very flavorful- mostly tasted spicy.


Paneer on a Speer-  $5 at Taste of Midtown Global Market, 2016
       We all agreed this was way too small for the cost, though the taste might’ve been a C. Packie
       liked it better than the twins, but it wasn’t great by any stretch

Rustic Beef Pastry- $6 at French Meadow Bakery, 2016
       Did not care for the spices. Also, minimal feta

Spicy Thai Noodles- $10 at Oodles of Noodles, 2017
       Much too spicy, even for Patrick. So spicy we couldn't even taste the flavors. Which is too bad
       because it smelled really good and Oods of Noods is a good bet

Sweety's Churros- $5 at Potato Man and Sweety, 2017
       Sarah wanted to give it an F but was out voted.
       It was like biting into a stick. Not soft and light at all. Dense and stale and almost impossible to
       chew. Flavors weren't horrible.

Swing Dancer Sandwich- $12 at The Hideaway Speakeasy, 2017
       Why the fuck did I spend 12 dollars on this? I have had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
       thicker than this. The sandwich was ok, if we are being generous. Fresh taste and soft bread but
       not a big fan of smoked salmon.

Tikka on a Sticka- $6 at Taste of Midtown Global Market, 2015
       Overcooked so the chicken was tough. And had pretty much no flavor. A guy next to us also got          it and he agreed with our assessment. Also, it fell on Sarah’s shirt and made her look like a slob

Triple Chocolate Strawberry Shortcake- $6 from the Strawberry Patch, 2018
       We just weren't fans. Strawberry sauce was really watery and it was just boring. Regretted 

       getting it.

Up North Shoreman's Lunch- $9.75 at Blue Barn, 2015
       Fish was over breaded and the sauces don’t work together

Wood Fire Elote- $5 at Tejas Express, 2018
       Anne, who likes elote, gave it a B even though it was quite spicy. Sarah and Packie (who hate

       elote on principal even though they've never tried it) hated it and gave it a D. So you decide i
       guess.

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