Had a real weird flavor to it, the slaw added nothing to the sandwich. People had troubles swallowing their bites.
Really expensive, didn’t taste like BBQ (no sauce). Pretty spicy. Didn’t finish
Blazing Greek Bites- $8 from Dino's Gyros, 2024
Listen. These are so damn spicy they wreck your palate. The texture is questionable, and it falls apart
when you try to dip it. Didn't like the flavor but also hard to taste past the heat.
Blueberry Rhubarb Cobbler- $8 from Farmer's Union, 2018
The cornmeal biscuit was really a small puck, and the tartness of the fruit overwhelms
everything.
Boozy Berry Trifle- $9 from the Hideaway Speakeasy, 2019
So damn disappointing. The gnocchi were chewy and dense, not like a gnocchi at all. Eggs and
pesto are OK, but the gnocchi ruins it.
We were not fans. The flavor profile was not for us. It was also quite spicy and we ended up
going through an entire water bottle as a result.
Cajun Peel and Eat Shrimp- $10 at Cafe Caribe, 2016
Not worth the money spent. Hardly tasted any Cajun seasoning, and was otherwise no different
than peel and eat shrimp we could get anywhere. Disappointing.
Chile Mango Whip- $12 from Tasti Whip, 2024
The only good thing about this is the Mango Tasti Whip ice cream. Still not a fan of the whole
mangonado thing. A giant pillar of dessert dripping in chile sauce in a tiny cup. So tiny that the Chile
crap is dripping all over your fingers. A huge mess.
This hovered between a C and D for us. No real chocolate flavor in the hummus at all, and
virtually no sweetness in the bowl except maybe with the bananas. Toppings were nice and so
were the pita puffs.
The texture of the concha bun came off grainy or powdery and was really off-putting. Didn’t really
get any heat despite the pepper jack cheese and jalapenos, and the bacon was a bit overpowering.
The burger itself was good.
Cotton Candy Iced Tea- $? from Loon Lakes Iced Tea, 2024
Listen, was it radiant and beautiful with a color change and sparkles? Yes.
But it tasted like water. We drink a fair amount of tea and iced tea in our house so this was incredibly
disappointing.
Deep Fried Avocado- $8 at O'Gara's, 2017
Great way to start the day! Soggy and not very flavorful. Expensive and Packie doesn't even like
avocado. At least O'Gara's is consistent so we don't get our hopes up. My phone wants
to change O'Gara's to Obamas and that would be preferable
Deep Fried Grilled Cheese Bites- $8 at O'Gara's, 2016
These were just meh (per usual from O’Gara’s). They were too close to cheese curds but not as
good
Double Dose of Pork Belly- $7 at RC's BBQ, 2017
This was disappointing. Not enough pork belly and the patty didn't taste great (weird even).
Small ass sandwich, even at seven bucks. Boo.
Grilled Purple Sticky Rice- $10 from Union Hmong Kitchen, 2024
Possibly a problem with execution, but couldn't get over the flavor of burnt rice. We got the beef
jerky option and it didn't add enough flavor to hide it, and the drizzle they used just added a lot of
heat. Wanted this to be great but it just fell short in a lot of ways.
Honey Bee Lavender Mead- $9 from Lulu's (sociable cider werks), 2019
Nope nope nope. The only reason it's not an F is because the inside mango was nummy. But the
outside spice was so potent in a spicy sour way that there's no recovering. See authentic video
reaction for proof.
Mobster's Caviar- $11 at The Hideaway Speakeasy, 2017
Kids cover your ears. Fuck this. Fuck the price. Fuck having to walk up to the top of the
Grandstand to drop a mint on 3 shitty items at this place. I'm literally building a rage lather about
this. The bread was old and stale. The caviar was fishy tasting and gross. Never again.
Moroccan Sausage Bowl- $7 at Sausage by Cynthia, 2018
To be fair, Packie gave this a C. Not very flavorful- mostly tasted spicy.
Paneer on a Speer- $5 at Taste of Midtown Global Market, 2016
We all agreed this was way too small for the cost, though the taste might’ve been a C. Packie
liked it better than the twins, but it wasn’t great by any stretch
Rustic Beef Pastry- $6 at French Meadow Bakery, 2016
Did not care for the spices. Also, minimal feta
Listen. Some things are OK under a heat lamp. Toppings and sauces are not those things. Like
leave the chicken in the heat lamp and then top to order? The breading was soggy as a result. Also
flavors were not great- very hot sauce forward. Really wanted to like this, pretty disappointed.
Spicy Thai Noodles- $10 at Oodles of Noodles, 2017
Much too spicy, even for Patrick. So spicy we couldn't even taste the flavors. Which is too bad
because it smelled really good and Oods of Noods is a good bet
Strawberries and Cream- $7 for a small at Strawberries and Cream, 2019
Unsurprisingly this is exactly what we expected- something we could easily make at home, but
more expensive. Cream was good but berries were too underripe. The best thing about this is the
photobomb (see IG pic).
Okay. Listen. It eats like meat. And at first we were like, yeah! This is good! But then this
unidentifiable flavor took over and, well, we did NOT enjoy the flavor at all.
Sweet Corn Cola Float- $11 from Blue Moon Dine-In Theater, 2024
Yeah, when that corn flavor comes through...naw. Just weird and pricey and just nothing real good to
say about it.
Sarah wanted to give it an F but was out voted.
It was like biting into a stick. Not soft and light at all. Dense and stale and almost impossible to
chew. Flavors weren't horrible.
Swing Dancer Sandwich- $12 at The Hideaway Speakeasy, 2017
Why the fuck did I spend 12 dollars on this? I have had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
thicker than this. The sandwich was ok, if we are being generous. Fresh taste and soft bread but
not a big fan of smoked salmon.
Tikka on a Sticka- $6 at Taste of Midtown Global Market, 2015
Triple Chocolate Strawberry Shortcake- $6 from the Strawberry Patch, 2018
We just weren't fans. Strawberry sauce was really watery and it was just boring. Regretted
getting it.
Turkish Pizza- $9 from Blue Moon Diner, 2019
We sad.
Wood Fire Elote- $5 at Tejas Express, 2018
Anne, who likes elote, gave it a B even though it was quite spicy. Sarah and Packie (who hate
elote on principal even though they've never tried it) hated it and gave it a D. So you decide i
guess.
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